Reading Digest: DDoS Edition
“I’ve got to get out of here . . . calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean.” – Ms. Hoover WordPress suffered a rather large DDoS attack this week which I hadn’t even noticed...
View ArticleIt’s Not a Real Hallway, But an Incredible Simulation!
“Good thing this alley got so narrow in the middle.” – Lou Since I don’t know much about animation, I submit this with my usual caution. But can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on with the...
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“Bart, the school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze, and I have you to thank.” – Principal Skinner Happy 20th Anniversary to “Separate Vocations”! Original airdate 27 February 1992.
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“Looks like you just bought yourself a lottery ticket, to jail!” – Chief Wiggum “He’s unconscious, sir.” – Lou “Ah, they can still hear things.” – Chief Wiggum This post was originally going to go up...
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“We’re going to take a test.” – Miss Hoover “Alright, a test!” – Lisa Simpson “It’s called the Career Aptitude Normalizing Test, or CANT.” – Miss Hoover
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“The police haven’t had any luck finding the teacher’s editions.” – Principal Skinner “The dogs have picked up the scent of books . . . send in the battering ram.” – Chief Wiggum
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“You know, your father wanted to be a police man for a little while, but they said he was too heavy.” – Marge Simpson “No, the army said I was too heavy. The police said I was too dumb.” – Homer...
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“Bart, why’d you take the blame?” – Lisa Simpson “Cause, I didn’t want to wreck your life. You got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want, and when you do, I’ll be right there to borrow...
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“That’s right, it was I.” – Lisa Simpson “Lis, why did you do it?” – Bart Simpson “Come on, Bart, in your pre-fascist days you knew the giddy thrill of futile rebellion.” – Lisa Simpson
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“You think she has talent?” – Marge Simpson “Sure!” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy “Do you think she could be a professional some day?” – Marge Simpson “Oh, Lord, no!” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy “But I’ll practice...
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“First question: if I could be any animal, I would be a) a carpenter ant, b) a nurse shark, or c) a lawyer bird.” – Mrs. Krabappel Happy birthday, George Meyer!
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“Bart, the school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze, and I have you to thank.” – Principal Skinner Happy 20th Anniversary to “Separate Vocations”! Original airdate 27 February 1992.
View Article“Separate Vocations” Spews Truth
“Looks like you just bought yourself a lottery ticket, to jail!” – Chief Wiggum “He’s unconscious, sir.” – Lou “Ah, they can still hear things.” – Chief Wiggum This post was originally going to go up...
View ArticleQuote of the Day
“We’re going to take a test.” – Miss Hoover “Alright, a test!” – Lisa Simpson “It’s called the Career Aptitude Normalizing Test, or CANT.” – Miss Hoover
View ArticleQuote of the Day
“The police haven’t had any luck finding the teacher’s editions.” – Principal Skinner “The dogs have picked up the scent of books . . . send in the battering ram.” – Chief Wiggum
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“You know, your father wanted to be a police man for a little while, but they said he was too heavy.” – Marge Simpson “No, the army said I was too heavy. The police said I was too dumb.” – Homer...
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“Bart, why’d you take the blame?” – Lisa Simpson “Cause, I didn’t want to wreck your life. You got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want, and when you do, I’ll be right there to borrow...
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“That’s right, it was I.” – Lisa Simpson “Lis, why did you do it?” – Bart Simpson “Come on, Bart, in your pre-fascist days you knew the giddy thrill of futile rebellion.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin, almost sensuous.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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“I have never seen a good student take such a slide. Lisa, what are you rebelling against?” – Principal Skinner “Whaddya got?” – Lisa Simpson Happy New Year!
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